Friday, July 07, 2006

Point System

Point System has real significance in a man-woman's romantic life. Sorry guys, you gotta live with it ;)
Got this fwd and found it really hilarious, read on...


In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system:


SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)


SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Rita (-4)
Rita is a dancer (-6)
Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)


HER BIRTHDAY

You forget her birthday (-50000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)


A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)


YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawa iian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)


ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)


COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)


Now what chance do you have???


Pass it on to the poor fellas (Guys) for info & to the Gals for a good laugh ...

21 Comments:

Blogger Shubh said...

Hell Crazy, forgetting one bday subtracts 50,000 points it will take 7 lives for a guy to come to positive, also sleeping while listening to her takes away 10000 :D. Awesome forward, hope girls doesnt follow this point system

3:43 PM, July 07, 2006  
Anonymous amit said...

awesome! but if gals want guys to follow this, than more important is know stuff to do to score.. or is it so that we start with some initial credit ;)

8:54 AM, July 08, 2006  
Anonymous Achint said...

so where's the point system that the women are expected to live up to?? or are women accepting that "equality of the sexes" is no longer an issue? :p

9:01 AM, July 08, 2006  
Blogger Praveer said...

to answer your question -

The guys have no chance :-(
and we knew that since the begining :-(

9:25 AM, July 08, 2006  
Blogger purvins said...

very.. tough point system to keep up to...
I quit.. , am happy in the negative side of point system!!!

how any points do I loose for such comment ;)
-Purvin

4:15 PM, July 08, 2006  
Blogger Ameen Budhwani said...

Well I would say this point system is heck of a point system...very difficult for any guy to keep a positive score...but if we look up at the scores with the frame of golf, we guys can be a heck of good players :D

P.S. For those who do not watch golf (neither do I), in golf the more negative score u have the better.

9:37 PM, July 09, 2006  
Blogger Advocatus Diaboli said...

Haha, funny

8:03 PM, July 10, 2006  
Blogger kavin said...

Hillarious, I must say and surely women will win all the debates...

8:18 PM, July 10, 2006  
Blogger SumEDh said...

sab scores +ve mein aaye...
so chances kafi acche lag rahe hain :P

8:36 PM, July 10, 2006  
Blogger Victim Of Desire said...

here is the point system for guys..

Bring a beer.. +101
show up naked.. +1,00,001

everything else is negative.. :)

a real good forward...

have fun..

8:46 PM, July 10, 2006  
Blogger SAL said...

Got this fwd from a friend too... and pays heed to the guys' demands above ;)

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are guys' rules!
Please note: These are all numbered "1"... ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. You can't change it, let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem ONLY IF you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, DON'T expect us to act like Soap Opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in ONLY 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, NOT a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what Mauve is.

1. If it itches, it WILL be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know that you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, then Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about, unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, the shotgun formation, cars or golf.

1 You have ENOUGH clothes.

1. You have TOO MANY shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


Pass this to as many men as you can to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can to give them a bigger laugh.

3:05 PM, July 11, 2006  
Blogger Shubh said...

Guys are always flexible, no point system at all :P

5:59 PM, July 11, 2006  
Blogger SumEDh said...

I wud still support the rules set up by 'victims of desire' rather than the fwd tht u hv copy-pasted.

:P

6:24 AM, July 12, 2006  
Blogger Vikas said...

I am with Sumedh here supporting the rules set up by 'victims of desire' ;)

2:14 PM, July 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzinnnnnnnnnnnnnnng dude...
K.

6:52 PM, July 17, 2006  
Blogger SAL said...

@Sumedh, @Vikas: U both shud tell each other AKKMJH ;)
Even on my orkut list u both found cute girls together ;)

@K: I'm sure being a girl, u agree ;)

7:39 AM, July 18, 2006  
Blogger SumEDh said...

well... AKKMJH depends on which girl did vikas find cute :P

2:00 PM, July 18, 2006  
Blogger Vikas said...

and what is AKKMJH?

11:42 AM, July 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arre ye AKKMJH nahi jaaaaaaaaanta!!!! (ye PSPO nahi jaanta style ;))

11:48 AM, July 21, 2006  
Blogger purvins said...

its been time you come up with the next blog ;)

9:49 AM, July 25, 2006  
Blogger SAL said...

@Vikas: AKKMJH = "Apne Khayaalaat Kitne Milte Julte hai" ;)
Dont kill us for this :-P

@Anonymous: Darta hai kya apne naam ke saath yeh likhne ko :-P

@purvins: A new post is up, but really dont have much to write nowadays ;)
Guess all my creativity died in Buffalo ;)

9:01 PM, July 25, 2006  

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